Escape to Sierra Lodge: Unforgettable Three Rivers Getaway (CA)
Escape to Sierra Lodge: Unforgettable Three Rivers Getaway (CA) - My Brutally Honest Take
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Sierra Lodge in Three Rivers, CA, and I'm ready to spill the beans. Forget those polished travel brochures – this is the real deal, warts and all. Prepare for a rollercoaster of opinions, because honestly, some things were amazing and some things, well, let's just say they weren't exactly Instagram-ready.
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First off, let's get the practical stuff out of the way.
The Bones: Accessibility, Safety, and Cleanliness (The Less Sexy, But Totally Important Bits)
Okay, so Accessibility is a mixed bag. They say they have Facilities for disabled guests. I saw an elevator, thank goodness, because those views are definitely worth the climb! But details…well, let's say I didn't specifically check the hallways for super-wide doors. I'm guessing it's mostly okay, but call ahead to confirm if you're expecting perfect accessibility.
Now, about Cleanliness and safety: This is where they really shined. I'm talking, obsessive-compulsive-level clean. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Professional-grade sanitizing services, and even Rooms sanitized between stays – I felt like I could eat off the… well, maybe not the floor, but almost! They took this seriously. They had Hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff was masked and seemed genuinely invested in keeping us safe. I saw CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property too, which, you know, makes you feel a little more secure, even if you’re mostly just worried about dropping your phone in the pool.
They had First aid kit and a Doctor/nurse on call. Honestly, it felt like they were prepared for the apocalypse, which, in the current climate, is oddly comforting.
Oh, and speaking of the current climate, the whole "COVID-conscious" thing was pretty slick. Cashless payment service, Contactless check-in/out, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items – all good. They had Individually-wrapped food options in some places (more on that later). The physical distancing of at least 1 meter was mostly observed, but, let's be real, sometimes people forget. And yes, they really went hard on hygiene, even with Hot water linen and laundry washing and Hygiene certification.
Room Sanitiation Opt-Out - which is, I guess, an option to avoid, and that's their way of saying "we're on it".
Getting Real About the Room (The Good, the Bad, and the Extra-Long Bed)
My room, let's call her "The Retreat," was… pretty darn nice. They had Air conditioning, thank god – it gets HOT in Three Rivers! Air conditioning in public area, too, because, well, CA heat. The bathrobes were plush, the slippers were comfy, the free bottled water was glorious, and the coffee/tea maker was essential for my daily caffeine ritual.
The bed…oh, the bed! It was a Extra long bed. Which was fantastic because I'm tall, and I didn't feel like I was sleeping with my feet hanging over the edge. The blackout curtains were a lifesaver because the California sun seems determined to pry open your eyes at dawn, and they actually worked.
They gave me a Complimentary Tea. Daily housekeeping was on point, and frankly, I appreciated the Daily housekeeping that came and tidied up after my messy self. The desk was super convenient for work, and, I got the Free Wi-Fi, but I also got Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN, so that's more than I expected!
But the little things… those are what make or break a stay, right? I loved the mirror, and the mirror was really good-looking and perfectly positioned. The bathrooms were very spacious and they had separate shower/bathtub. Toiletries felt premium, and the towels were so soft, I wanted to steal them. (I didn't, of course, but the thought crossed my mind.) I'm a big fan of a good window that opens - it gives you fresh air and a sense of connection!
Now, the quirks… This is a big one!
- Soundproof Rooms - They were ok, but the distant sound of a car horn or someone talking outside… sometimes it was present.
- High floor - well, my room was not on a high floor, so that's that.
- Room decorations - a little bit boring, but fine.
- Alarm clock - never worked for me, but whatever
- On-demand movies - were NOT available.
Spa Bliss (or, My Body's Transformation From Stressed-Out Human to Basically, A Jellyfish)
Okay, the spa. This is where Sierra Lodge really stepped up their game. I'm a sucker for a good spa, and this one didn’t disappoint.
I indulged in a Body scrub that left my skin feeling like a baby's… well, you get the idea. Absolutely heavenly. And the Massage… Oh. My. God. I think I achieved a state of nirvana during that session. They offer a Swedish massage or a deep tissue massage, and I was so tense I chose Deep tissue. The therapist really worked on those knots and I felt like I was a puddle of happy mush afterward.
They had a Sauna, a Steamroom, a Foot bath, and a Spa/sauna, so you can basically spend your whole day being pampered. I spent a solid chunk of my trip either in that sauna or the steamroom, and the combination was pure bliss.
The Pool with view? Stunning. The pool itself was pretty standard…but overlooking the vista? Yes please. I felt like a movie star lounging there. And the Swimming pool [outdoor] was big enough for a decent lap or just a relaxing float.
I also saw some people using the Gym/fitness center, but I preferred to work up a sweat in the sauna.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (The Fuel for Adventure, or My Constant Pursuit of Deliciousness)
Alright, the food! Sierra Lodge offers a lot of options. This is going to be a bit fragmented because, honestly, my memory is a little hazy thanks to all the wine I consumed.
The Restaurants were good – or at least, there were plenty of them. I had a fantastic meal at the main restaurant. I went for the restaurant, and it was a perfect Western cuisine in restaurant, and I enjoyed International cuisine in restaurant. Asian cuisine in restaurant was also available.
A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, and Vegetarian restaurant were available, which I liked.
I did enjoy the Poolside bar for cocktails, and they also had a Coffee shop which was awesome.
There was also Room service [24-hour], but I didn’t get to use it. They had an Asian breakfast and a Western breakfast.
They also had a Snack bar which came in handy when I was feeling peckish. And yes, Happy hour I'm always a sucker for this.
Services and Conveniences (The Stuff That Makes Life Easier, Or My Attempt to Find a Clean Shirt)
The services were pretty solid. They had a Concierge who was helpful with suggestions. I was a bit of a mess and also needed the Dry cleaning after a spilled drink incident, and they were super efficient. Laundry service and Ironing service were available too, and honestly, I needed them all.
They also had a Convenience store, which was great for late-night cravings. I'm a heavy user of Essential condiments, so that one got my attention.
Cash withdrawal was available which was great. They also offer Invoice provided.
For the Kiddos (Or, How to Survive a Family Vacation)
I have no kids, but I saw that they had Kids facilities and a Babysitting service. They also seemed to be Family/child friendly. The kids certainly seemed to be having fun.
Getting Around (Navigating the Adventure)
They offer an Airport transfer, which is helpful, though I didn't use it because I drove. They also had Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site], which was a bonus. Taxi service was an option, too.
In Conclusion… (Would I Go Back? Definitely!)
Look, Sierra Lodge isn't perfect. It's not the sleekest, most modern place you'll ever stay. But it's charming
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're heading to Sierra Lodge in Three Rivers, CA. This isn't your meticulously planned, Instagram-perfect itinerary. This is the real deal. Think "Eat Pray Love" meets "Accidental Tourist" – with more snacks.
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (Mostly about the Hike)
- Noon: Arrive in Three Rivers. My stomach does a little jig because it's hungry, I'm always hungry. The drive here was pretty too, but also, I'm not sure there are enough places to pull over when taking in the scenery while cruising.
- 1:00 PM: Check into Sierra Lodge. Ah, the rustic charm! Turns out, "rustic" translates to "slightly creaky floors," but that's fine. My real concern right now is that massive hike everyone's been talking about. I'm pretty sure my definition of "hiking" involves a gentle meander to a picnic table with a good view, not…whatever this is planned to be.
- 1:30 PM: Lunch. Sandwiches at the lodge. They were nice, nothing particularly memorable, but I needed that carb-load. I think.
- 2:30 PM: Begin the hike. The trail is called "Paradise Trail". Well, I will be the judge of that. I make it about 3 minutes, then I am wheezing. I hate this. I love this. I hate this. Okay, breath.
- 3:00 PM: My backpack keeps hitting me in the spine. I consider turning back, and I am genuinely upset about that.
- 3:30 PM: I'm starting to feel a little like I need to cry, but the views are actually… wow. Trees, views, more trees, the sky; it's a perfect encapsulation of the beauty in the world. Okay, maybe this isn't so bad.
- 4:00 PM: I see a bunch of other people hiking the trails. I am not alone.
- 4:30 PM: I reach the top! I DID IT! I can't believe I did it!
- 5:00 PM: Back to the lodge, and I have never been so happy in my life.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the lodge. They call them "gourmet burgers". I think they are. I am so hungry, I would eat anything.
- 8:00 PM: A fire pit, the moon, the stars, a beer, a friendly conversation, then bed.
Day 2: The River and the Revelation (or, "I Can't Swim, But I Can Float")
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Eggs. I swear, sometimes, I think breakfast is the greatest meal of the day.
- 10:00 AM: RIVER TIME! Everyone's talking about the Kaweah River. Turns out, it's not a gentle stream, it's a WILD RIVER. I rented a tube and I decided to play it safe.
- 10:30 AM: Wading into the river, and it's freezing. My toes are screaming. Okay, okay, deep breaths.
- 11:00 AM: Floating is actually cool. And scary. And I can't actually control where I'm going. So, yeah.
- 12:30 PM: Lunch is a picnic by the river. I packed a sandwich and some chips. Not fancy, but it works.
- 1:30 PM: Back on the water. This time I'm letting go of control and enjoying it. I think I saw a bald eagle.
- 4:00 PM: Post-river bliss. Sunburned, sandy, and smelling vaguely of river water. I am also kind of hungry.
- 5:00 PM: A beer and a snack at a local bar. I'm surprisingly happy.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner: Spaghetti again!
- 8:00 PM: Staring at the stars while I'm outside. Everything is so quiet, so peaceful. I'm not sure it is real.
Day 3: Farewell (And Promise to Return…Maybe)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast, but I don't feel sad.
- 10:00 AM: One last, lingering look around the property. I am going to take my time and slowly leave.
- 11:00 AM: Check out, and I'm actually a little sad to leave. Turns out, rustic charm and a little bit of nature are pretty darn good for the soul.
- 12:00 PM: Drive home.
So, there you have it. A chaotic, imperfect, and utterly human trip to Sierra Lodge. Remember, the best trips are the ones you don't plan too meticulously. So, go on, get out there, and embrace the mess.
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Alright, let's cut to the chase. Is Sierra Lodge a delightful escape, a soul-cleansing getaway? Mostly, yeah. Look, the whole point is leaving the chaos behind. The Wi-Fi is, let's be honest, about as reliable as my ex's promises. And that's a *good* thing. You *want* to unplug. You *need* to. Trust me on this. You're in the middle of (gorgeously) nowhere. It's quiet. The air smells like pine and pure, unadulterated freedom. It *feels* like the world's finally stopped spinning, just for you.
Now, getting *to* the "escape" part? That's a different story. Driving those winding mountain roads is a test of nerves. I swear, I saw more deer than actual humans on that trip. There was one terrifying moment where I thought my car might actually become one with the mountain. But hey, adrenaline adds a certain... *spice* to the adventure, right? (shudders) And, if you're anything like me, you'll forget all your worries once you see the view.
Okay, let's talk specifics: it's not the Ritz, but it's also not a rundown shack. The cabins? They're *charming*. Think comfy, with a fireplace that actually works (crucial, trust me). And, well, the bathrooms are decent (but not necessarily massive). Don’t expect pristine white towels and a jacuzzi situation.
There's a kitchen, fully equipped. I mean, you *can* cook. I attempted to, once. Let’s just say, the smoke alarm and I had a serious conversation that night, and I ended up eating take-out pizza (delivered… somehow!). My point is, the functionality is there. The charm, the atmosphere? Top notch.
Food, now there's a topic! Okay, listen carefully. The Sierra Lodge is *not* known for its Michelin-star restaurant. In fact, unless you came prepared, you'll be doing the cooking. Which, if you're anything like me, may prove to be a disaster.
The nearest grocery store? Several miles away, and the "options" are... well, let's just say you're not going to find a gourmet cheese selection. Pack your snacks. Pack your drinks. And for the love of all that is holy, pack some proper coffee. I speak from experience, the instant stuff just doesn't cut it when you're staring at a breathtaking mountain view.
Do they have a bar? Nope. Bring your own booze. (And maybe share, 'cause, you know, mountain folks are generally friendly.)
Ah, the Wi-Fi. The modern-day boogeyman of relaxation. Look, the signal is... *there*. Sometimes. Sporadically. Consider it a suggestion, or a challenge, to embrace the digital detox. Seriously, put the phone down! Listen to the birds! Stare at the stars! Talk to your travel companion! (Or, you know, just silently judge the squirrels, they're pretty entertaining).
My own experience? I went in thinking I'd "just check emails occasionally." Yeah, right. I think I got a handful of emails the entire trip. And you know what? It was glorious. It felt almost illegal to be truly unreachable. It was liberating.
Now *this* is where the Sierra Lodge shines! The main draw here is the outdoors. Hiking trails? Absolutely. Plenty of them, ranging from easy strolls to "are-you-sure-we-should-be-doing-this?" levels. The scenery? Unbelievable. Photos don't do it justice. (Though, obviously, you'll *still* take a million.)
Fishing? Possible, but I’m no fish whisperer. It's there, if you're into that sort of thing. I preferred just sitting by the river, drinking something that had alcohol content. Just me and the sound of the water, staring into the distance, and wondering why the outside world is so harsh.
Bear encounters? Okay, let's address the elephant in the room (pun intended). Yes, bears are around. I didn't see any, but I definitely heard the rustling of leaves that had me sprinting back to the cabin like I was being chased by a pack of rabid squirrels. Keep your food secure, be aware of your surroundings, and carry bear spray. (I did, thank goodness). Common sense stuff. But still, a little bit of heart-stopping thrill never hurt anyone, right? (nervous laughter)
So, who is Sierra Lodge for? If you love nature, if you crave peace and quiet, if you're looking to unplug and recharge? *Yes*. Couples looking for a romantic getaway? Absolutely. Writers, artists, anyone who just needs a damn break from the world? Go. Now.
Who should probably stay home? If you *need* constant entertainment, if you demand luxury and all the creature comforts, if you can't live without high-speed internet? Maybe this isn't the place for you. This isn't a spa resort. This is a rugged, beautiful, slightly imperfect adventure. You'll be forced to embrace a slower pace of life and the joy of staring at actual stars.
