Escape to Paradise: Voco Kirkton Park Hunter Valley Awaits
Escape to Paradise? Kirkton Park Hunter Valley: A Messy, Honest Review (Buckle Up!)
Alright, friends, let's talk about "Escape to Paradise: Voco Kirkton Park Hunter Valley Awaits." The name alone is enough to make you picture rolling hills, wine glasses clinking, and… well, paradise. Did it live up to the hype? Let's just say my expectations (and my luggage) were thoroughly unpacked.
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Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, But Trying
Okay, so, accessibility… this is where things get a little… wobbly. The brochure promised the moon, stars, and accessible entryways. In practice? Let's just say I'm glad I wasn't trying to navigate this place in a wheelchair with a pre-trip coffee craving.
- Wheelchair Accessible: The website says they're wheelchair accessible. And, to be fair, there were ramps and some accessible rooms. But navigating the vast grounds felt like an Olympic sport at times. Some pathways were a bit narrow, and the signage… well, let's just say I nearly ended up in the sheep paddock instead of the spa. My advice? Call ahead, confirm everything in writing, and be prepared to do some (very) slow exploring.
- Elevator: Yes, there's an elevator, which is a huge win!
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: They try. They really do. There's effort. But the execution needs a little… more.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges:
- Availability: Several options offer accessible access.
- Experience: The hotel boasts several restaurants where you can enjoy your meals; however, some of them don't allow pets.
Internet - Wi-Fi (The Lifeline of the Modern Traveler)
Thank the digital gods! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms, baby! And it was generally decent. The only time I had a mini-meltdown was when I was trying to upload a picture of my amazing breakfast (more on that later) and the connection was… a tad sluggish. Blame it on the rural setting, I guess. Internet [LAN] was also provided, but I didn't even bother with it. Wi-Fi in public areas was also available, but I didn't spent too much time on it.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa, Pool, and… Sheep?!
Alright, this is where Kirkton Park starts to redeem itself. The potential for relaxation is seriously high.
- Spa: Oh. My. Goodness. The spa. This is where I doubled down on the experience. I'm not going to lie. I needed this. My shoulders were hunched from weeks of staring at a computer screen, and my spirit was basically a deflated balloon. Enter the Massage (I'm still trying to remember the masseuse's name; it was a blur of bliss). The treatment room was dimly lit, the aromatherapy oils smelled like heaven, and the massage itself was… transformative. I mean, I actually felt like I could breathe again. Seriously, if you go, book a massage. It's worth every penny. Side note: The Spa also offered Body scrub and body wrap. I'm not sure how good they were, but the massage was worth it!
- Swimming Pool (Outdoor): The pool with a view was pretty spectacular. Picture this: sparkling water, sun dappling through the trees, and… wait for it… silence. (Okay, maybe not complete silence; the occasional happy squeal of a child did pierce the tranquility, but hey, this is a family-friendly place, right?) I did a few laps, then parked myself on a sun lounger with a book and a cocktail. Bliss.
- Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: I didn't make it here. I was too busy doing the other things, and I'm not much of a sauna person anyway.
- Fitness Center: Yep, there's a gym/fitness center. I saw it. I walked past it. I did not enter. My body needed rest, not torture.
- Things to do: Well, the Hunter Valley awaits! Wine tasting is a must, of course. There's also hiking, exploring the local villages, and… watching sheep graze. Yes, really. I spent a good hour just staring at the sheep. They are oddly mesmerizing.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Post-Pandemic Reality
Let’s get to the nitty-gritty. Voco Kirkton Park takes cleanliness seriously. This is a good thing.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Check.
- Breakfast in room: Check.
- Cashless payment service: Check.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Yep.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere!
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: (I hope so!)
- Hygiene certification: I saw a few certificates.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Mostly.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They try.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Seems like it.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Didn't see it offered.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Absolutely.
- Safe dining setup: Definitely.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Yes.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Seemed like it.
- Sterilizing equipment: Present.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food! (With the occasional hiccup)
Okay, let's dive into the deliciousness. And the… less deliciousness.
- Breakfast (Buffet): The buffet was pretty epic. Western breakfast? Asian breakfast? YES AND YES! The coffee was strong, the pastries were flaky, and the bacon… oh, the bacon. It was a small slice of heaven on a plate. (They had some amazing coffee. That's what I had, at least!) Side note: the Breakfast takeaway service was also available.
- Restaurants: Several to choose from, with a variety of cuisines.
- A la carte in restaurant: Available.
- Buffet in restaurant: They had some.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: The Coffee shop
- Poolside bar: A very good place to relax.
- Room service [24-hour]: Available. (And used by yours truly at 2 AM for a desperate chocolate craving.)
- Alternative meal arrangement: They were flexible with my dietary restrictions.
- Happy hour: (I'm not going to say how many cocktails I consumed during happy hour, but let's just say the bartender and I became quite friendly.)
- Coffee shop: The coffee shop wasn't that good, and wasn't that convenient.
- Bar: Yes. Very important.
- Bottle of water: Included.
- Desserts in restaurant: Yum!
- International cuisine in restaurant: They certainly have it.
- Salad in restaurant: Yes.
- Snack bar: Perfect.
- Soup in restaurant: Maybe.
- Vegetarian restaurant: They did have a special menu for vegetarian.
- Western cuisine in restaurant: YES!
Overall, the dining experience was a highlight, even with the occasional (minor) hiccup.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Air conditioning in public area: Check.
- Business facilities: Available, but I avoided them like the plague. This was a vacation, people!
- Concierge: Helpful, friendly, and patient with my endless questions.
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent. My room was always pristine.
- Elevator: See above!
- Facilities for disabled guests: See above!
- Laundry service, Ironing service: Very useful.
- Luggage storage: Fine.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: They have the space.
- Safety deposit boxes: Always good.
- Terrace: Lovely.
- Wi-Fi for special events: Noted.
- Additional amenities: Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is me, unfiltered, trying to navigate the supposed "luxury" of voco Kirkton Park Hunter Valley by IHG. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, because frankly, after the week I've had, I need this.
The Chaotic Chronicle of My Hunter Valley Escape (aka "Help Me, I'm Hangry and Need Wine")
Day 1: The Great Escape (and the Dreaded Check-In)
- 10:00 AM: Departure from… well, let's just say it involved a frantic scramble, spilled coffee on a white shirt (classic), and a near-miss with a rogue cat. My blood pressure's already at a concerning level. Driving. The goal: Escape from the city. The reality: Probably traffic.
- Anode: I'm actually quite terrible at driving especially when I am tired.
- 12:30 PM: Arrive… supposedly. GPS always lies. The Hunter Valley, it turns out, is further than advertised. Beautiful countryside though, I’ll give it that. Green. Very green. Makes me miss my garden, and I haven't even seen the hotel yet.
- Anode: First Impression, well, I feel like a fraud because I am always late for every situation.
- 1:30 PM: Finally check into voco. Ooh, fancy lobby! "Welcome Drinks Included"… YES. Now we're talking. The room better be as promised - I'm craving tranquility, and a very, very large glass of wine.
- Anode: They even gave me a cookie and a complimentary glass of wine during check-in, so it's all the more reason to be happy.
- 2:30 PM: Room reveal! Okay, it's… nice. Clean, spacious, fireplace (score!), and a view… of a cow field. Hey, fresh air is good, right? I'm already mentally rearranging the furniture, even though I'm only here for two nights. This is how I cope.
- Anode: I am happy, but it's something that I hate, I feel like I'm under pressure to keep the room tidy.
- 3:30 PM: Nap time. Lord, I need it. The city stresses have taken their toll. Aiming for an hour. Will probably wake up at 6, feeling even more confused.
- Anode: I set my alarm for 4, and woke up at 7 pm, feeling even more annoyed with myself.
Day 2: Wine, Whims, and Maybe a Meltdown
8:00 AM: Wake up. Somehow. Hangover is a real thing. I am not a morning person, so the early start is already a challenge.
- Anode: I have never been productive when I am at the morning.
9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. The buffet is… standard. The bacon, a little overcooked. The coffee, surprisingly decent. Fueling up for the day of "wine tasting" I have planned.
- Anode: I don't like buffets; I like to have specific food.
10:00 AM: Wine tour! Seriously, this is what I came for. First stop: Brokenwood. The tour guide is enthusiastic, which is great. I'm less enthusiastic when I realise I don't know a thing about wine. Pretend to nod knowingly at their jargon.
- Anode: I hate when I feel inadequate because this is not the place I can ask stupid questions.
11:30 AM: Second winery: Audrey Wilkinson. The scenery! Breathtaking! The wine? Delicious, or at least that's what I am deciding. They are handing out bread with olive oil to soak up all the alcohol, which is smart. Very, very smart.
- Anode: It seems like they are selling the place for Instagram, and for me, I think I could sit here all day.
1:00 PM: Lunch. I feel like I can eat more food. Seriously. My stomach has not been feeling the best. It’s a long menu, so I ordered everything.
- Anode: I am not sure if I can do the rest of the tour after this.
3:00 PM: Wine Tasting Part 2: Tyrrell's Wines. This one feels more relaxed, less… stuffy, than the others. I actually learn a thing or two about the grapes, and start recognizing some of the notes. Maybe I’m becoming a wine snob.
- Anode: I wish I just spent the whole day here, maybe they have rooms here to stay, it would make my experience fantastic.
5:00 PM: Back at the hotel. Collapse on the bed. The wine has worked its magic. My worries have started to melt away.
- Anode: I started to feel sleepy again.
7:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. I don't really know what I ordered, but it's something. The food is good, the service is excellent. But honestly? I'm already thinking about that fireplace in my room…
- Anode: Sometimes I think about how am I eating all of this!
9:00 PM: Back in the room. Fireplace is lit! Wine glass in hand! Life is suddenly… good. Bliss. Complete and utter bliss. Until I realise I haven't packed my book. Damn.
10:00 PM: Sleeping.
Day 3: Regret, and Departure
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Ugh. Sun is glaring. I feel like I have a heavy head. Regret has dawned.
- 10:00 AM: I am checking out of the hotel.
- Anode: I will come back here.
- 12:00 PM: I dropped by a local cafe and devoured a burger and drink.
- Anode: I feel better now!
- 1:00 PM: Driving back home. I want to sleep so bad, I am starting to drive like I have never driven before.
- Anode: I am finally home.
This is me, the real me. The messy, imperfect, wine-loving me. And you know what? I wouldn’t have it any other way. Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I might go and nap… and maybe start planning my next escape.
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The "Meh" Moments: What Wasn't So Perfect?
Overall Vibe: Would You Go Back?
