Little Rock's BEST Downtown Hotel? Homewood Suites Review!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this is gonna be a review of the kind you actually want to read. Forget the sanitized, corporate drivel – we’re diving deep into this place, the good the bad, the… well, let’s see what else. And, yeah, I'm gonna be honest.
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Right, Now for the Meat and Potatoes (or the Chicken, depending on the restaurant)
Okay, so this place, [Hotel Name], right? First impressions matter, and honestly, they failed. Not a complete disaster, but definitely not a smooth start. I'd booked online, and the whole check-in process felt like navigating a bureaucratic maze. Let's just say the "contactless check-in/out" didn't exactly work flawlessly. I was waiting, I was watching, I was just… waiting.
Accessibility - The Double-Edged Sword
Now, I'm not personally using a wheelchair, but I always look for accessibility features. If a hotel is making an effort, that's good in my book.
- Wheelchair Accessible: The website promised this. (And I'll be checking up on it during this review.) The public areas seemed okay. Definitely no stairs I could see in the main lobby and the elevators… well, they worked! (Phew!)
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: Well, the elevators worked, but I didn't see any further accommodations.
- Accessibility: From my viewpoint, it could be better.
On-Site Restaurants/Lounges - Dining Disasters and Delights
- Restaurants: They have a bunch – Restaurants. Buffet, international cuisine, Asian cuisine and vegetarian restaurant, I ate at the Asian place first. The noodle soup was okay – not mind-blowing, just okay. Coffee in the restaurant? Yes. Coffee shop? Yep.
- Bar: There's a bar. I enjoyed the happy hour.
- Room Service [24-hour]: This is usually a win for me, especially after a long day. It is a win here. I had a craving for a cheese plate at 2 AM, and boom, it was there. The service? Perfect.
- Poolside Bar: Pretty standard stuff. Drinks were cold, the music was a vibe.
- Alternative Meal Arrangement: Available.
- Breakfast [buffet]: I am all about a buffet. But the buffet was crowded. And the food was… again, just okay. Not bad, not memorable.
- Breakfast takeaway service: A great feature
Cleanliness and Safety - The COVID Chronicles
Okay, look, I’m not one for being obsessed with germs, but given… you know… everything… I paid attention.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Yep.
- Cashless payment service: Available, which is handy.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Saw them doing it.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. Good.
- Hand hygiene certification: Good sign
- Individually-wrapped food options: Also good
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They tried.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Seemed to be going on.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Good, but I think I'll pass.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Yes.
- Safe dining setup: Yep - though it was hard to stay exactly 1 meter away.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Definitely.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax - Spa Days and Fitness Nightmares
- Spa: Ah, the spa! This is where things got interesting. I had a massage booked, and it was… amazing. The masseuse, with her gentle touch and zen-like energy, worked out knots I didn’t even know I had. (Worth the price of admission.)
- Body scrub & Body wrap: available
- Pool with view: It was! The pool itself was fine, crowded, but fine. The view, however, chef’s kiss.
- Sauna, Spa/Sauna, Steamroom: They had all these things. (I only did the sauna. I'm not a steamroom kinda person)
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Yes.
- Fitness center: I tried the gym, and let’s just say it was… adequate.
- Gym/fitness: It did the job.
- Foot bath They have this.
Internet & Tech – The Digital Dilemma
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: Yesss! It worked, too. Good, fast, reliable. No complaints. (Finally, a win!)
- Internet The hotel has internet!
- Internet [LAN]: This is there for you LAN lovers.
- Internet access – wireless: Also yes.
- Wi-Fi in public areas: It worked.
Services & Conveniences – The Little Extras (and the Not-So-Littles)
- Air conditioning in public area: Of course!
- Audio-visual equipment for special events, Indoor venue for special events, Outdoor venue for special events, and Wi-Fi for special events: Pretty extensive. I didn't get involved (Thankfully)
- Business facilities: They had the full shebang.
- Concierge: Super helpful.
- Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange: They have it all.
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent.
- Doorman: Very polite.
- Elevator: Essential.
- Food delivery: Available.
- Invoice provided: Yes sir.
- Ironing service, Laundry service: Essential.
- Luggage storage: Yes.
- Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Seminars: All present and accounted for.
- Safety deposit boxes: Important.
- Smoking area: Yes.
- Taxi service: Available.
For the Kids – Gotta Keep 'Em Happy (and Quiet!)
- Family/child friendly: Yes.
- Babysitting service, Kids facilities, Kids meal: All available.
Rooms - The Haven (Hopefully)
- Air conditioning: Worked perfectly.
- Bathrobes: Cozy.
- Blackout curtains: Essential for a good sleep.
- Coffee/tea maker: Needed.
- Free bottled water: A nice touch.
- Hair dryer: Present.
- In-room safe box: Yay!
- Internet access – wireless: Present and working.
- Ironing facilities: Always appreciated.
- Laptop workspace: Good.
- Mini bar: Well stocked.
- Non-smoking: Yes.
- Private bathroom & Separate shower/bathtub: Yes, all good.
- Refridgerator: Important.
- Seating area: Essential.
- Smoke detector: Good of them.
- Soundproofing: Mostly.
- Wake-up service: Efficient.
- Wi-Fi [free]: Excellent!
- Window that opens: I like air!
Getting Around
- Airport transfer: They offer it.
- Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site]: Yes.
- Car power charging station: They have this.
The Verdict (Drumroll, Please!)
Look, [Hotel Name] isn't perfect. It's a bit uneven. The food, apart from the cheese plate, was a letdown. The check-in was a bit wonky. However, the spa was outstanding. The rooms were comfortable. And the staff, most of them, were genuinely helpful and friendly. The accessibility could be better. Overall, it's a solid choice. I'd probably go back, but I'd mentally prepare myself for the quirks.
Escape to Paradise: The Westin Annapolis Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is Little Rock, through the bleary, caffeine-fueled eyes of yours truly. And we're staying at the Homewood Suites Downtown. Don't judge, the free breakfast is calling my name.
Day 1: Arrival, Reality Check, and Re-Assessment
- 1:00 PM: Land at Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport (LIT). The air is… humid. Always humid in Arkansas. The baggage carousel is a slow torture device, and my suitcase, of course, picks this moment to decide it hates me. Found a rogue rogue rollerblade on the conveyor, an omen for the whole trip ?
- 2:00 PM: Check into Homewood Suites. Now, here's where the "luxury" part comes in. It's…Homewood Suites. It’s functional, cleanish, and the front desk lady is wearing a name tag that says "Brenda!" Excellent. The room is spacious. That’s a plus. Not thrilled with the view of the parking lot, but hey, I'm not here to judge the architecture. I'm here for the free breakfast. Priorities.
- 2:30 PM: Unpack (ish). Okay, fine, I chucked my stuff onto the bed. "Unpacking" is a strong word.
- 3:00 PM: A quick reconnaissance of the immediate area. A few office buildings. A bank. A sad-looking park with some pigeons plotting something nefarious. Okay, maybe Little Rock isn’t exactly buzzing with vitality right this second. But the sun is beating down, and I'm already starting to feel that sweet, sweet vacation haze descend.
- 4:00 PM: Attempt to navigate the streets. Google Maps and I have a love-hate relationship. Mostly hate. I get turned around. This is a talent. I see a ridiculously expensive car parked. I wonder if anyone will steal it. Someone should probably.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a place called Cypress Social. Recommended by a friend. Apparently, they're known for their fancy cocktails and… well, I'm hoping for more than just fancy. The ambiance is lovely. I ordered a G&T. I should've also ordered several snacks. I'm starving. The server is really young, but also very nice. The food took a while, and it was delicious but… a bit pretentious. But I'm a sucker for a good, artfully plated dish.
- 7:30 PM: Get caught in a sudden downpour. Arkansas weather is bipolar—seriously, what’s up with this? I dash for cover under a store awning, looking like a drowned rat. Contemplate buying a ridiculously expensive umbrella. Decide against it.
- 8:00 PM: Back at the hotel. Decide to try and use the gym. Fail. The treadmill looks like it hasn’t been touched since the Clinton administration, and I can’t remember my password to the Wi-Fi. Settle for collapsing on the bed and watching reality TV. Judge-y. I love it.
Day 2: Clinton Presidential Library and the Search for the Perfect Biscuit (and Maybe Some Culture)
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast! Free breakfast is the only reason I booked this place, let’s be honest. Waffles, some suspiciously pale scrambled eggs, and a whole lot of beige food. Still, I'm a glutton for punishment, and the caffeine kicks in.
- 9:00 AM: Head to the Clinton Presidential Library. It's closer than I thought. The building is impressive, and I get slightly overwhelmed by the sheer amount of… legacy. Read a lot. Walk around a lot. Felt a strong sense of history. The exhibits are well-done, and I spent way too long looking at the Oval Office replica. I'm actually kind of impressed by Clinton's dedication.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch Time. I'm on a quest for the perfect biscuit. I mean, I'm in the South! How hard can it be? First stop: The Root Cafe. Heard good things! Okay, it's pretty good. Slightly dry. Need to keep searching. I feel like I should have ordered more food, but I'm not sure I'm hungry.
- 1:30 PM: Wandering around the area. The riverfront is kinda pretty, even in the heat. The walk. Very pleasant. I see a couple of people fishing.
- 3:00 PM: Double Down on the Biscuit Quest! Head to Sims Bar-B-Que – they're known for their BBQ but… my heart is set on the biscuit. I'm a little afraid of the food here: It smells amazing. I get a biscuit. It's phenomenal. Absolutely perfect. Flaky. Buttery. Heaven in a… well, a biscuit. I practically inhaled it, along with a BBQ sandwich.
- 4:30 PM: The "little rock" rocks! Or the "little rocks" rocks. I visit the Old State House Museum, because why not? My brain is starting to turn to mush, but the old building is beautiful. I also see a very bored security guard. I relate.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a place called Cache Restaurant. Supposed to be fancy. Well, it's definitely fancier. The waitress is wearing a serious face and looks like she’s got something to say. The food is good, but… pricey. And I realize I'm missing something about the local character. I want to find a dive bar. I'm definitely not classy enough for this.
- 7:30 PM: A search for live music. End up at a random bar that's playing some incredibly loud karaoke. The singers are… enthusiastic. The vibe is… unique. I'll leave it at that. But it's also strangely therapeutic.
- 9:00 PM: Bed. Exhausted, happy, and ready for another day of eating my way through Little Rock.
Day 3: Relaxation, Regret, and the Long Road Home
- 8:00 AM: Another free breakfast. I'm starting to feel like a connoisseur of beige food. The yogurt is suspiciously sweet, but I don’t really care anymore.
- 9:00 AM: Late checkout! The best aspect of this hotel so far.
- 10:00 AM: Head back towards the airport. I'm starting to feel a little nostalgic. Little Rock… you’ve been… interesting.
- 11:00 AM: Airport. Security. The usual chaos. I buy a tasteless souvenir at an inflated price.
- 1:00 PM: Flight. I'm sitting on the plane, wondering when I will be home.
- 2:00 PM: Realizing I should've packed more snacks.
- 3:00 PM: Landing. Back to reality.
Reflections:
- The Good: The people of Little Rock are genuinely friendly. The biscuit game is strong. The Clinton Library is surprisingly engaging.
- The Bad: I probably should have done more research on public transport and the nightlife. The humidity is a constant companion.
- The Ugly: My bank account is probably looking a little sad.
- Overall: Little Rock surprised me. I came with low expectations and left with a few good memories, a slightly expanded waistline, and a craving for buttery biscuits. Would I go back? Probably. Maybe I'll even hit up that roller rink I saw next time. You never know! Until then, safe travels, and always pack extra snacks. You'll need them.
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