Regina's BEST Sheraton? 4-Star Four Points Hotel Review!
The [Hotel Name] Review: A Whirlwind Tour of Luxury (With a Few Hiccups, Naturally)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my recent experience at the [Hotel Name]. Let me tell you, this place… well, it's an experience. Prepare yourselves for a rollercoaster of emotions, from "Wow!" to "Ugh, really?" – because, let's be honest, perfect is boring. We're aiming for real.
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Let’s start with the bones – the all-important accessibility stuff:
Accessibility, Baby! (Or, How Well Does This Place Cater to Those Who Need Extra Help?)
Okay, first impressions? Pretty darn good. The wheelchair accessibility was noticeably well planned. Wide doorways, ramps where needed (not always a given!), and designated accessible rooms – a big gold star right off the bat. They've actually thought about this, which is a massive relief. The fact that there's an Elevator (duh, but still important) and Facilities for disabled guests listed is a positive sign.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: I'd love to dive in here-- Unfortunately, they didn't show up when I checked. I'm hoping it was an oversight during my exploration, but if not, that's a bummer. It's a serious letdown if you are looking for accessible dining, even if the hotel has other amenities.
Now, I’ve got a confession. Despite all the positive boxes above, I didn’t personally experience the wheelchair accessible features because, thankfully, I don't need them. This is where I have to rely on what I saw and what was presented, and in this instance It looked good, but I can't give a full review on my own.. This is something I have to bear in mind for future. It's a good thing to keep an eye on.
Internet & Tech: WiFi – The Eternal Struggle (and sometimes, the Victory!)
Right, internet. The modern traveler's Achilles' heel. Let's be realistic.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: Hooray! (And yes, it’s a requirement. Seriously, in this day and age, if you’re charging extra for Wi-Fi, shame on you).
- Internet [LAN]: Listed as well, so if your old-school tech needs a wired connection, you're covered.
- Internet: They've listed it.
- Internet services: Again with the listing, not bad, but not great.
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Check. Didn't get time to fully check, but it seems fine.
Now for the real talk: The Wi-Fi in my room was… patchy. Sometimes blazing fast, other times, I was tempted to throw my laptop out the window. I'd be streaming and suddenly… buffering! This is a common complaint, and it really took the wind out of my sails when I needed to actually get work done. It's the modern equivalent of the leaky faucet, except instead of water, it’s your sanity that's slowly dripping away.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams (and the Occasional Reality)
Right, if you're staying here, you have come for the unwind button. And boy, do they offer it.
- Spa/sauna: YES! The spa. Let's get to the good stuff. The sauna was divine (and steaming hot as it should be).
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage: They offer it! I did it! Let's just say I felt like a new person. I opted for a massage, and, honestly, I nearly fell asleep during the scrub. Pure bliss.
- Pool with view, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: The outdoor pool was… well, it’s beautiful. The one with the view was amazing. I spent a good chunk of time there - sipping a questionable cocktail and staring at the horizon.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: Meh. It's a gym. It has the necessary machines and weights. Nothing to write home about, but if you're a gym rat, you'll be fine.
- Steam room: Glorious, steamy goodness.
The whole spa experience was wonderful and honestly made me feel like I was important, which is what you want when you're paying for a spa.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Post-Pandemic Dance
Let’s be frank, in the current world, one of the biggest things on your mind is safety.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: Check. Lots of checklists, and it felt like a safe stay.
I really appreciated the extra effort staff made, despite the fact that it did seem to feel a bit sterile. A little bit of extra effort helps you feel safe, and gives you the peace of mind to really relax.
- Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit: Good to have, hopefully never needed.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (with a Few Misses)
Okay, food. This is usually where hotels either win or spectacularly fail.
A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Happy hour, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant: A LOT of options.
Asian breakfast, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Room service [24-hour]: Breakfast was okay. Nothing to write home about. The buffet had the usual suspects, but the coffee wasn't as amazing as it should be and the lack of quality Asian breakfast options was sad.
The Upside of room service [24-hour]: I may or may not have ordered a pizza at 3 am. And it was glorious.
The Downside of eating at the restaurant: There were times where the service was a little slow.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (Or at Least Should)
- Air conditioning in public area, Air conditioning, Air conditioning, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: Yep. They've got all the amenities you expect, some you didn't know you needed.
I was particularly fond of the concierge. They were incredibly helpful with tips on restaurants, directions, and even snagging me a reservation at a place that’s notoriously hard to get into. Super helpful.
- Check-in/out [express]: This was a blessing after a long journey. No time wasted at the front desk!
For the Kids: (Family-Friendly?)
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: They're set up for it, but I didn't get a chance to personally test this.
Access, security & General Rooms:
- Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: Yes. They're really working hard to take care of you.
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property: I saw some cameras, so you feel safe.
Rooms, rooms, rooms!
- **Available in all rooms, Additional toilet, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet
Regina, You've Got My Number (And My Luggage is Still Missing) - A Hot Mess Itinerary at the Four Points
Alright, alright, settle in buttercups, 'cause this ain't your grandma's neatly-folded itinerary. This is life, Regina-style. And let me tell you, after flying in (and my bag apparently taking a scenic detour to… I don't even know where), I’m ready for a stiff drink and a whole lotta… something.
Day 1: Prairie Pangs and Plastic Smiles
- 1:00 PM - Arrival and Internal Panic at the Four Points by Sheraton: So, Regina. Land of the Living Skies, they say. My sky? Grey. My luggage? AWOL. Check-in at the Four Points. It's… functional. The lobby vaguely smells of chlorine and ambition. The smiles on the staff seem… pre-programmed. I swear, I could hear them thinking, "Another one. Another lost-luggage-having-one. Next!"
- Impression: The room is surprisingly clean, though I wouldn't be surprised to find a tumbleweed rolling through the hallways. Still, can't complain too much till I get my darn clothes.
- Anecdote: The woman ahead of me at check-in was complaining about the lack of a hot tub. "This is Canada, dammit! We need hot tubs! In the winter!" I sympathized. Maybe that's where my luggage is. Relaxing in a Regina hot tub.
- 2:00 PM - "Emergency Shopping" and the (Un)Appealing Mall: With NOTHING. Well, in my life, so I have to head to the local… mall. Ugh. I'm normally a "thrift store find aficionado," not a "chain store shopper". But a gal's gotta have undies, right? Found some sad clearance items and a T-shirt that states: "Prairie: Where the Sky Gets Bigger Than Your Problems." Okay, Regina. I see you.
- Quirky Observation: The mall food court. A symphony of questionable smells and existential dread. I swear, the Auntie Anne's pretzels are mocking me.
- 4:00 PM - A Quiet Beer… Or Three: At the hotel bar. It's… quiet. Like, library quiet. Ordered a local brew (prairie wheat ale? Something like that). Then another. Then another. Maybe my luggage will show up on the fourth beer. A girl can dream, right?
- Internal Monologue: I'm starting to think my "flight of fancy" was more like a "flight of frustration." This luggage situation is really getting to me.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner at the Hotel Restaurant (and the Crushing Weight of Expectations): Okay, the restaurant. Expectations: low. Reality: slightly above low. Ordered the burger because I couldn’t decide. It was… edible. The fries were crispy, though. Bless the fries.
- Emotional Reaction: The silence in the restaurant is deafening. I miss my dog. And my luggage. And the feeling of clean underwear.
- 8:00 PM - The "Room of Contemplation and Shame": Back in the room. Watching TV. Trying to avoid thinking about where my suitcase might be. Am I on a mission? Am I just on vacation? I don't know. Regina is testing me.
Day 2: Culture, Comfort, and Crumbs (of Hope?)
- 9:00 AM - The Complimentary Continental Breakfast (and My Existential Dread): Buffet breakfast! The usual fare. Stale pastries. Rubber eggs. But hey, it's free. And there's coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. Needed it. Desperately.
- Rambling Thought: I'm starting to think I should have packed a survival kit, not just cute clothes.
- 10:00 AM - The Royal Saskatchewan Museum (and the Unexpected Delight): Okay, surprisingly, the museum was… good. Like, really good. The dinosaur exhibit was awesome (and made me feel tiny). I found myself really getting into the history of Saskatchewan.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: The museum might be the first time I've actually smiled today. It was a pleasant escape.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch at a Local Diner (and a Taste of the Real Regina): Found a little diner. The food was greasy, but honest. The waitress was chatting to the regulars like family. I had a burger again. And felt a little more grounded (and full of fries).
- Opinionated Language: This diner was a breath of fresh air, compared to the sterile, pre-packaged reality of the hotel restaurant. Humans, real, live humans, and not from a corporate manual!
- 2:00 PM - Wandering Around (Lost in the Prairie): Just… wandering. Regina's downtown is understated, that's for sure. But there's something about the openness, the vastness of the sky that's starting to grow on me. Even in the face of my luggage's disappearance.
- 4:00 PM - More Beer, More Contemplation and a Bit of a Meltdown: Return to the Hotel. Feeling the fatigue and missing my stuff. One more beer. Contemplate the meaning of life and the fact that I need to go shopping for socks AGAIN!
- Messy, Human Moment: I just feel like crying. I call my mom. She reminds me that "It's just a vacation, sweetie. You'll survive."
- 6:00 PM - Dinner and "Room Service" Survival (and the Ongoing Luggage Saga): Another hotel meal. Ordered room service this time - a salad. Again, edible, but… not inspiring. Watched a movie from the hotel’s selection selection. One of those movies about the apocalypse, of course. Because who needs a mood boost?
Day 3: Sunrise Smiles, Farewell Fears and Future Flights (and Hopefully, My God-Damn Luggage!)
- 8:00 AM - The Last Complimentary Breakfast (and a Prayer): Okay, this is ridiculous. I need my stuff. I check the front desk again. No luggage. I just about lose it. Again.
- 9:00 AM - A "Prairie Morning" Moment (and a Spark of Hope?): Head out for a walk. The sun peeking over the horizon. The sky is actually living up to its name. A tiny, fragile smile appears on my face. Maybe… just maybe… Regina isn't so bad after all.
- 11:00 AM - Check-Out (And a Pledge of Revenge against Lost Luggage): Check out. The receptionist apologizes for the lack of luggage. I give her a practiced fake smile. I'm already plotting my revenge against the airline.
- Rambling Thoughts: Okay, Regina. You were rough. You were awkward. You almost broke me. But you also showed me… something. Maybe. I'll have to think about it on the flight home while I'm wearing this damn shirt…
- 12:00 PM - Heading to the Airport (with a heavy heart and an empty suitcase): Taxi to the airport. The sky is vast and beautiful. I am tired. I am ready to go home. But maybe… just maybe… I'll come back to Regina someday. And hopefully, next time, my luggage will too.
- Finale: This trip was a disaster. It was flawed. It was… me. And, well, hey, maybe that's the best kind of trip.
Right, So… What Even *Are* We Talking About Here?
Alright, Spill the Beans! Give Me a Concrete Example of Pure, Unadulterated Aggravation.
Is This Thing About People Just Being… Deliberately Difficult?
Okay, Okay, Let's Talk About the Internet. The *Absolute* King of Annoyances...
Is There *Anything* We Can Do About This Madness? Is There Some Secret Handbook?
But Wait... What About the "Helpful" People? The Ones Who Try to *Fix* Everything?
This is All a Bit Negative, Isn't It? Are There *Any* Good Things?
Okay, Fine. But What About... The Future? Will This Nightmare Ever End?
