Dallas Escape: Unbeatable Deals at Holiday Inn Express Dallas NW!
Dallas Escape: Holiday Inn Express Dallas NW – Unbeatable Deals? Let's Dive In! (A Rambling Review)
Okay, so I just got back from a whirlwind trip to Dallas, and let me tell you, navigating that city is a journey in itself. But hey, I found a pretty decent basecamp: the Holiday Inn Express Dallas NW. Sounds promising, right? Let's see…
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Alright, meta stuff out of the way. Now for the real dirt. Seriously, I needed to decompress after that Dallas traffic!
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (Like My Packing Job)
Let's start with something that's HUGE for me – accessibility. I'm always looking for places that truly cater to everyone. And the Holiday Inn Express Dallas NW? (Wheelchair Accessible) Yes! I saw ramps and elevators, which, thank goodness. Accessibility is HUGE for my elderly parents, and it's a deal-breaker for a lot of people. Not sure about specific room layouts or grab bars in all the bathrooms, but the bones are there. They provide Facilities for disabled guests which is a good start, Elevator and all seems OK.
But here's a little story… (and a hint of the messiness I promised!). During my stay, I overheard a guest struggling with a door that seemed stiff. It was obviously a bit difficult to open with the available strength from a wheelchair. That's a little frustrating, a little disappointing. So, while it's mostly accessible that's just an area they can improve in!
**Room for Improvement: (But the Internet? Glorious! **
Internet Access… Oh, the Sweet Release of Wi-Fi! – Seriously, thank God for Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and in Wi-Fi in public areas. And it worked. Reliably. I didn’t have to wander around searching for a signal like a lost soul. So important! Internet access – LAN, yeah, a throw back, but nice to have the option. I’m a simple guy, and for a basic room. But, yeah, internet good, I can work, watch stuff and not pull hair out!
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Relatively Safe…
Okay, I'm obsessed with cleanliness this year. You know, the whole… gestures vaguely at the world. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily Disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays: All good signs. Staff trained in safety protocol – yep, saw them wiping down surfaces, which made me feel relatively secure. Hand sanitizer scattered around like a well-meaning confetti cannon. The Hotel chain is big company, safety is a big thing for them.
They also offered Room sanitization opt-out available, which I applaud. Personal choice!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Breakfast – The Breakfast Buffet Blues
Let's be honest, the Breakfast [buffet] at a Holiday Inn Express is never going to win any Michelin stars. Breakfast [buffet]**, *Breakfast service*, *Asian breakfast*, *Western breakfast*… all there. You're getting your standard fare. Cereal, some eggs, (possibly rubbery), some pastries, [Coffee/tea in restaurant] – essential for surviving those early Dallas mornings.
Did they offer Individually-wrapped food options too? Yep, again, good for feeling safe. Okay, a bit boring after a while, but good.
I will say, I did make a run for the [Coffee shop], I’m guessing, to get a better coffee. Nope, still the same cheap coffee… oh well.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: The Pool & Gym - "Meh."
Swimming pool [outdoor], yes, and a Fitness center. But, again. Pool with view:… nope. Just a pool. The gym was small and basic. Not a destination spa experience, (no Spa or Sauna here), so manage your expectations.
Services and Conveniences: The Usual Suspects
Air conditioning in public area, Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning, Luggage storage, Elevator. The usual hotel things, all working as advertised. Concierge – didn’t use, but they were there. Cash withdrawal and a Convenience store, again, making life easier. [Car park free of charge], GREAT! So many hotels nickel and dime you. So, big win.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly-ish
Babysitting service: Didn't see it, but it says it's on offer! They advertise as Family/child friendly. So, I guess, a safe bet.
In My Room: The Details (and the Imperfections)
Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Desk, Hair dryer, Mini bar (empty!), Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Shower, Smoke detector, Telephone, Toiletries, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free]
Here's where things get a little… personal!
- Air conditioning - essential in Dallas, and it worked. Thank God!
- Bathtub, Shower. Yep, got both, the water pressure was decent.
- Blackout curtains - Necessary! Got some sleep.
- Coffee/tea maker – Yes. Basic stuff, but essential for survival.
- Mini bar (empty!)– Ugh. I was hoping I could sneak in a bottle of wine, but, nope.
- Wi-Fi [free] - Good internet!
The Imperfection Rant (Because No Place is Perfect!)
Okay, here are a few little gripes, because let's be real… No hotel is perfect.
- The beds weren't the most comfortable. Not terrible, but…
- The lighting… sometimes felt like an interrogation room.
- The walls are a little thin. Heard some neighbors, but hey, it's a hotel.
Overall: Deal or No Deal?
So, is it a Holiday Inn Express: Unbeatable Deal?
Honestly, for what I needed – a clean, safe, and accessible base camp with decent Wi-Fi and free parking… yeah, it was a pretty good deal. Especially if you're looking for something affordable and convenient. It's not a luxury experience, but it's a solid, reliable option. Check-in/out [express], facilities for disabled guests, elevator, all the building blocks is there!
Would I stay there again? Possibly. Depends on the price and my mood. But overall, it's a decent choice for a Dallas stay.
Final Verdict: Thumbs up. With a few little caveats!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is me, about to chronicle my Dallas adventure… at the Holiday Inn Express & Suites Farmers Branch – fancy, I know. And if this whole thing doesn’t sound like a slightly frazzled person wrote it, well, then I've failed spectacularly. Here we go:
Day 1: Arrival, Expectations, and Questioning My Life Choices (aka Dallas, Here I Come…Maybe?)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at DFW. Okay, fine. So far, so good. Except… I’m already sweaty. And I swear the air conditioning in Texas airports is a cruel myth. Found myself staring at a giant display of cowboy boots… I mean, do I need those? Probably not. But also… maybe?
- 1:45 PM: Uber to the Holiday Inn Express. Traffic. Always traffic. I'm pretty sure my Uber driver was also secretly a stand-up comedian. He kept pointing out landmarks I'd never heard of. “That’s the headquarters of the… um… the thingy-majigger company,” he’d announce with a flourish, and I'd just nod, hoping he wouldn't quiz me.
- 2:30 PM: Check-in at the hotel. The receptionist was super friendly, which immediately made me suspicious. Is this a conspiracy? Are they all secretly plotting to sell me timeshares? The room is… fine. Clean-ish. The view is… well, it exists. There’s a giant parking lot. Exciting.
- 3:00 PM: The "free" hotel coffee is actually a crime against coffee. It tastes like disappointment and regret. I instantly regret not grabbing something stronger at the airport.
- 4:00 PM: Decide a nap is in order, partially to recover from the coffee and partly to avoid the looming existential dread of being in a new city.
Day 2: Deep in the Heart of…Confusion? And BBQ!
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Still slightly confused about where I am or what I'm doing. The free breakfast did have a waffle maker, which is a definite win. Even I can handle the waffle maker.
- 9:00 AM: Attempt to figure out the Dallas public transportation system. Fail. Consider renting a car. Decide I'm not brave enough. Rely on Uber again. This is going to get expensive real fast.
- 11:00 AM: Head to a BBQ joint I’d looked up online. Let's call it "Meat Heaven" because, honestly, that’s what it looked like. Oh. My. God. The aroma! The smoky perfection! I ordered the pulled pork, brisket (duh), and ribs. And a side of coleslaw. And maybe some mac and cheese. Don't judge me. This was an experience. I saw a guy demolish an entire plate of ribs in about five minutes flat. I'm pretty sure he didn't even breathe. Now, that's commitment. I, however, ate slowly and savored every bite (okay, maybe not slowly). My face was glistening with BBQ sauce, my fingers were a sticky mess, and I'd never been happier. It was the highlight of my trip, hands down. I'd go back to Dallas just for that meal. Seriously.
- 2:00 PM: Post-BBQ food coma. Need. More. Nap.
- 4:00 PM: Attempt to do some sightseeing at some museums, but my BBQ induced sleepiness won. Head back to the hotel to avoid the trouble.
- 7:00 PM: Contemplate ordering pizza, then decide to be "healthy" and order a salad from some chain restaurant. Regret the salad immediately. Crave. More. BBQ.
Day 3: Culture, Conundrums, and Countdown
- 9:00 AM: Actually wake up and start my day, fueled by the lingering memory of BBQ and the faint hope of redemption. Today, I’m determined to be a cultured tourist!
- 10:00 AM: Visit the Dallas Museum of Art. It's actually really impressive! I pretended to understand abstract art for a good half hour. Success!
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a… random cafe near the museum. It was… adequate. Nothing to write home about. Wish I was back at Meat Heaven.
- 2:30 PM: Stroll through the Arts District. It’s pretty cool, even if I feel like I don't belong here.
- 4:00 PM: Head back to the hotel, a little worn out by the world and all its art and culture and… stuff. Honestly, I feel like I'm in a movie, and I have no idea what the plot is.
- 6:00 PM: Packing. The sad yet familiar process of squishing everything back into a suitcase. I vow to pack lighter next time. I always vow to pack lighter. It never happens.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Leftovers of my takeout for dinner.
- 8:00 PM: Stare out the window at the parking lot, reflecting on the meaning of life, Texas, and whether or not I should have bought those cowboy boots.
Day 4: Departure, Reflections, and the Aftermath of BBQ
- 7:00 AM: The alarm goes off. Ugh.
- 7:30 AM: Coffee, finally! It's still terrible, but I'm desensitized at this point.
- 8:00 AM: Check-out. The receptionist is still friendly, and I'm still suspicious.
- 9:00 AM: Uber to the airport. Traffic. Again. I consider moving to Dallas. Then I remember the airport. Nope.
- 10:00 AM: At the airport, waiting to board. Reflecting. Dallas in a nutshell? Hot, delicious, slightly overwhelming, and definitely worth the experience. Though, I’m pretty sure my stomach will be protesting for days to come.
- 11:00 AM: On the plane. Bye, Dallas. You were… something. And I will miss you, Meat Heaven. I’ll be back. Maybe with cowboy boots. Maybe.
- 12:00 PM: Back Home.
As I said, it wasn't perfect, but neither am I. Dallas, you were a wild ride!
Luxury Vasilyevsky Island Apartment: St. Petersburg's Hidden Gem!
So, the "Unbeatable Deals"... are they *actually* unbeatable? Or just...deals?
Alright, let's cut the marketing fluff, shall we? "Unbeatable" is a bold claim, like saying your homemade lasagna is the *world's* best. (Mine *is*, by the way, but that's neither here nor there.) Honestly? The deals are pretty solid. I’ve snagged some great rates, especially during off-peak seasons. But don't expect them to be *miraculous*. Think "good value for your money," not "winning the lottery." Sometimes, I've compared them to other hotels in the area - Expedia, Google Flights, everything - and they’ve usually come out on top. But I wouldn’t bet my mortgage on it. Remember that time I booked a "fantastic deal" and then found out a convention was in town and the price tripled the next day? Yeah… Lesson learned: book early! And check, check, check those other sites, too. It's worth the 20 minutes of browsing just to feel smug when you *do* find the best rate. Don't trust anyone. Not even me. (Okay, maybe a little.)
What's the **breakfast** situation? Because crucial.
Breakfast, my friends. The most vital meal of the day…after coffee, which, thankfully, they also have. The Holiday Inn Express breakfast is usually... well, it's a Holiday Inn Express breakfast. You're getting your usual suspects: scrambled eggs (questionable texture, occasionally), sausage links (ditto), waffles (always a win, even if the syrup tastes suspiciously like pure sugar), cereal (the reliable friend), and fruit (that's sometimes suspiciously unripe, like a secret test of your patience). The coffee? It’s…coffee. It gets the job done. I once saw a man mix a staggering amount of sugar into his coffee. I'm not saying he was happy, but he was *caffeinated*. The best advice? Lower your expectations slightly. Consider it fuel for your day, not a Michelin-starred experience. If scrambled eggs make you start dreaming of a gourmet brunch, maybe pack your own breakfast bars to avoid major disappointment. I usually bring my own coffee mug (just in case) and a sneaky little container of peanut butter because…well, peanut butter makes everything better, even questionable breakfast eggs. Sometimes, they'll have those little mini-muffins. Those are the true heroes of the breakfast bar, regardless of their lack of nutritional value.
The **Pool**: Yay or Nay?
Okay, the pool situation… it depends. I am not a huge fan of public pools. I've seen things, okay? Things that would make you question the purity of all swimming pools, and that includes this one. It's usually clean-ish, which is a win in my book. It’s not Olympic-sized, so don't expect to train for the triathlon. Think more… a place to cool off, especially in the Dallas heat. The chlorine smell is usually prominent, which, hey, at least you *know* it's being cleaned, right? I once saw a toddler taking a rather, ahem, "aggressive" approach to water splashing. Let’s just say my appetite for the breakfast buffet diminished rapidly after that encounter. The best time to go? Probably early in the morning or late at night. Fewer screaming children. More peace. Also, make sure you bring your own towel. Always good advice anyway, but especially here.
**Location, Location, Location!** Is it…convenient? Or a soul-sucking vortex of traffic?
Ah, the eternal question! Okay, the location is...decent. It's in Northwest Dallas, so it's pretty close to a bunch of things. It's near some shopping, restaurants, and various businesses, which can be a huge plus, especially if you're traveling for work. But…and there’s always a but in these things…Dallas traffic can be a beast. Seriously, it’s like a monster that feeds on hope and the sanity of drivers. Getting anywhere during rush hour? Prepare to spend an hour inching along. I've aged five years in Dallas traffic, easily. I once missed a flight because of a fender bender that clogged up the main artery. So, before you book, check the traffic reports! If you're heading downtown, factor in *at least* 45 minutes, even if Google Maps says 20. And pray to the traffic gods. Seriously, pray.
**The Staff:** Are they angels? Or…humans?
Okay, the staff. They're…human. Which, let’s be honest, is the best and sometimes the worst thing. I've had experiences ranging from "genuinely helpful and lovely" to "slightly bewildered, I'm here to check in," to "that lady wasn't really that helpful." Most of the time, they're perfectly fine. They're doing their jobs. They'll answer your questions, guide you to your room, and try their best. It’s a mixed bag, like any hotel. I once arrived really late, totally frazzled and covered in travel grime. The front desk person was, bless his heart, clearly just as tired as I was. He still managed a smile and got me checked in quickly, which was a small but significant victory. Be polite, be patient, and remember that they're people just trying to get through their shift. A little kindness goes a long way. And, if you're really nice, you might get a better room. Or not. But it's worth a shot, right?
**Rooms:** What's it *really* like in those rooms? Should I be worried?
Alright, let's talk rooms. The rooms are…generally fine. They're clean-ish. They’re usually a fairly generic hotel room, nothing to write home about. Think beige, sometimes with a slightly depressing view of the parking lot. I wouldn't expect luxury, okay? You're not paying for that. I've had some rooms that were perfectly adequate, and some that felt a little…worn. You know the feeling? Like the carpet has seen things. Let's be honest, it probably *has*. They usually have a desk, a TV (probably with a zillion channels you’ll scroll through and then give up), a small fridge (hooray for keeping your drinks cold!), and a bathroom that, again, is usually clean-ish. Now, the beds…ah, the beds. They're usually…okay. Maybe a little too firm for my liking, but that's just me. One time, I swear, the mattress was possessed by a grumpy old man. It was creaky, lumpy, and wouldn't let me sleep. I ended up on the floor...which turned out to be surprisingly comfortable. So, the rooms…manage your expectations. They're a place to sleep, to shower, and to hide from the world for a little while. And sometimes, that's all you need.
