Escape to Tuscany in Tangerang: Luxurious Travelio Residence Awaits!
Escape to Tuscany in Tangerang: My (Mostly) Delightful Dive into Luxury (& the Occasional Hiccup!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from a stay at "Escape to Tuscany in Tangerang: Luxurious Travelio Residence Awaits!" And let me tell you, the "awaits" part is absolutely true. It awaits you with a confusing mix of genuine luxury, unexpected quirks, and the occasional minor annoyance that made my experience feel, well, gloriously human.
Accessibility: Right from the get-go I was pretty impressed. The reviews raved about accessibility, and indeed, from what I could see (and I am not an expert on accessibility, mind you, so take this with a grain of salt), things were thoughtfully considered.
The Room: My Cozy Castle… with a Tiny Hitch:
First impressions? Solid. The room was clean, spacious, and… well, luxurious. Think plush carpeting, actual bathrobes (a detail that always makes me feel ridiculously fancy), and a massive window that let in a glorious amount of sun. And the linens? Heavenly. I wanted to roll around in them like a kid in a leaf pile. The 'interconnecting rooms available' could be a bonus for families. Oh, and the blackout curtains were a lifesaver. Seriously, my sleep schedule thanks them. Plus, free Wi-Fi (in all rooms!) and the complimentary tea and coffee were definitely appreciated. There was even a 'scale'. Because apparently, I need to know exactly how much I'm indulging.
Now, the minor hiccup? Okay, it's not major, but I spent a good five minutes, bleary-eyed, trying to figure out how to turn on the bedside lamp. Modern design, I guess? Eventually, I stumbled upon the correct switch. Victory! And I'm being super nitpicky here.
Services and Conveniences: A Mixed Bag of Delights and… Well, Waiting:
The Daily housekeeping was fantastic. Every morning, I came back to a perfectly made bed and a sparkling clean space. The 24-hour front desk was also a definite plus, especially when I needed extra towels at 2 AM. The concierge was helpful, though sometimes a little… busy. I tried to get a taxi once, and it took a while. But the option for a car park [free of charge] (and on site!) is a major win in my book. Dry cleaning? Check. Laundry service? Absolutely! The luggage storage was great too.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Chow Time!
Here's where things got really interesting. The restaurants are a highlight. There's a decent selection of international cuisine, with an Asian cuisine option too. Now the buffet breakfast, okay, it was good. There was everything from Western breakfast, so there was a range, there were salads (because I wanted to pretend I was being healthy), and a bunch of stuff I’m sure I didn’t even try. I mean, I’m a simple gal. I was happy with my coffee and a pastry. And speaking of coffee, the coffee shop was a life-saver. Definitely needed that caffeine kick .
Now, the poolside bar. This is where it gets messy. There's this incredible pool with a view, and the bar is right by it… Except… The service was SLOW. I mean, glacial. I sat there, in my ridiculously fancy bathrobe, practically melting with the impatience of someone craving a cocktail. Eventually, I flagged down a waiter and ordered a mojito. Worth the wait? Absolutely. Was it a bit of an ordeal? Yep. The Happy hour was apparently meant to be great, but I was too busy chasing down a server to enjoy it fully.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Pamper Me, Please!
Okay, the spa. This is where "Escape to Tuscany" really shines. The spa/sauna, steamroom, and massage? Absolute heaven. I booked myself a body wrap and a massage, and it was pure bliss. It’s a whole "spa" experience and I was transported to somewhere else. If I hadn’t have had to go back to reality, I’d have been perfectly content to live in that steam room forever.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Secure (Mostly):
I'm a bit of a germaphobe, so this was important to me. They definitely made an effort. Hand sanitizer was readily available, and I saw staff diligently cleaning. The anti-viral cleaning products are a definite plus. The staff are trained in safety protocol too. I felt generally safe, but I didn’t see anyone using 'sterilizing equipment'. But, given that I was there, I felt as safe as could be expected.
For the Kids (and the Kid in Me):
I didn’t bring any kids, but I did note that the hotel is family/child friendly. There are kids facilities, and apparently, a babysitting service is available (for parents, I would assume!).
Getting Around:
The airport transfer is a lifesaver. Car park [on-site] too--really convenient if you have your own wheels. They even have a car power charging station now. I didn’t use the taxi service, but it’s listed as available.
The "Tuscan" Vibe: Ambitious… and Mostly Successful:
Look, it's not actually Tuscany. But they've done a pretty decent job of creating a vaguely European, vaguely romantic atmosphere. The little touches - the architecture, the (attempted) landscaping, they do go some way. The fact it is called "Escape to Tuscany" is ambitious--but it does work!
The Verdict: Worth the Escape? Absolutely!
Despite the minor issues, my stay at "Escape to Tuscany in Tangerang" was a positive experience. It offers genuine luxury, a fantastic spa, and generally decent services. While the service in some areas could be a bit quicker, and the lamp in my room wanted to make me go insane, the overall experience was one of rest, relaxation, and a (mostly) pleasant escape from the real world. I'd absolutely go back. Just maybe I'll pack my own cocktail shaker next time. And a flashlight, for the bedside lamp. Highly recommended.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the delightfully chaotic vortex that is my planned (air quotes VERY intentional) trip to the Strategic Studio Tuscany Residence By Travelio in Tangerang, Indonesia. Consider this less of a pristine itinerary, and more of a… well, a beautifully messy scrapbook of potential adventures. Expect tangents, questionable decisions, and the occasional existential crisis. My brain works like a caffeinated squirrel, so… y'know, bear with me.
Day 1: The Pre-Tangerang Tremors (and the Great Bag-Packing Debacle)
Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Wake up. Or at least, try to. The alarm clock is currently locked in a bitter battle for my attention (spoiler alert: it’s winning). Coffee. Lots of it. The kind that makes you simultaneously think you can conquer the world and also question all your life choices. Honestly, Tangerang feels miles away and what even is Indonesia? I should probably Google that now.
Mid-Morning (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Packing. The dreaded, soul-crushing monster of packing. This is where the cracks in my meticulously crafted travel plan begin to show. I always overpack. ALWAYS. This time? I swear, I'm bringing only the essentials! So, naturally, my suitcase currently resembles a hoarder's paradise with enough "just in case" items to outfit a small army. Should I bring that sequined jumpsuit? Probably not. Will I? …Maybe. Oh, and the adapter for my phone? Panicked search commences. I swear I PUT it in that specific drawer… where is it now? Deep sigh
Early Afternoon (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM): The frantic "Did I forget anything?" checklist. Passport? Check. Phone? Check. Wallet? Check. Sanity? … Debatable. Quickly scroll through social media, seeing everyone have perfectly planned trips, and a sudden wave of panic. Did I book that airport transfer? Another frantic search. Did I forward my emails? (I sure will need to remember that!) And maybe, just maybe, I'll check the weather… Rain? Really? Well, that sequined jumpsuit may have to stay home after all… or maybe it won't!
Late Afternoon (3:00 PM - 6:00 PM): The Airport! This may be filled with the usual chaos like traffic. And the sheer dread of air travel. Pray to the travel gods (or, you know, whoever's in charge of on-time flights) that I get through security without a major incident. Possibly grab a pre-flight celebratory (or panic-induced) snack. Thinking greasy noodles or maybe a sandwich and a coke.
Evening (6:00 PM onwards): ARRIVE in Tangerang! Assuming no flight delays or sudden urges to abandon all responsibilities and become a hermit living off the land. Hopefully, the airport transfer is on time (if I actually remembered to book it). Check-in to the Strategic Studio Tuscany Residence. First impressions… fingers crossed it looks as good in person as the pictures on Travelio. Unpack (or at least try to unpack – see the aforementioned suitcase situation). Then collapse on the bed, probably with a stupid grin plastered on my face, and a profound sense of "I made it!" Yay.
Day 2: Tangerang Tussle: Food, Fireworks, and potentially Mild Chaos
Morning (8:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Wake up, or maybe sleep in. See what kind of a day it is. First order of business: Find coffee. And lots of it. The Indonesian coffee culture I'm told is amazing, so I am actually excited about this. Followed by a desperate hunt through Google Maps for a decent breakfast. Maybe grab an Uber/Grab (whichever is most reliable) to explore a local market (if I'm brave, and I am). Or maybe just buy some local junk food. That sounds easier and more fun.
Mid-Morning (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Exploring Tangerang! Probably a big mall, the one with all the brands and shops. Is this what I want? No, probably not. But hey who doesn’t love air conditioning? Or perhaps something more authentic. Maybe some local spots. Maybe a museum. Or maybe just wandering, getting delightfully lost, and discovering hidden gems. I live for those "serendipity" moments, y'know? (Just hope I find my way back.) Take lots of pictures, even if they're terrible. (They probably will be.)
Lunchtime (1:00 PM - 2:00 PM): FOOD. Specifically street food. Because, I'm on a budget and also I'm a foodie. This is where the fun begins and the stomach rumbles. I'm talking nasi goreng, sate ayam, and anything else that looks vaguely edible. Embrace the spice! Worry about potential food poisoning later. (Just kidding… mostly.)
Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): So, probably nap time to let the food digest. Then it's cultural immersion time! Maybe visit a local temple or cultural site. Or maybe, just maybe, I'll head back to the mall and buy something I don't need. Or maybe I'll just relax by the pool (if the Residence has one… again, fingers crossed!). The possibilities are endless (and slightly overwhelming).
Evening (5:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Sunset time! Find a scenic spot to watch the sunset. Maybe a rooftop bar with a view (if I can find one). Or maybe a quiet park. Dinner at a local restaurant. And hopefully, witness some local entertainment. I'm hoping there might be some fireworks! Fingers crossed!
Night (9:00 PM onwards): Back to the Residence. Journal a bit (if I remember to). Attempt to process all the new experiences. Probably check my phone obsessively to see what the rest of the world is doing. Then fall asleep, dreaming of… well, more adventures, obviously.
Day 3: The Great Escape (and the Departure Blues)
Morning (8:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Wake up. Coffee. Maybe regret some of the previous night's choices. Enjoy one last, delicious Indonesian breakfast. Or maybe grab something quick and simple.
Mid-Morning (10:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Last-minute souvenir shopping. Or maybe just some more exploring. Head to a spot I've missed. Have a last meal. This is the time to savor every moment and take it all in.
Lunchtime (1:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Eat lunch, I am going to be sad when I leave!
Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Pack back up. Say my goodbyes. Check out of the Residence. And it's over.
Evening (4:00 PM onwards): Head back to the airport. The last time to have a good time at Tangerang. Say goodbye to Indonesia. Sigh. Board the plane. And start daydreaming about my next adventure before I even get home.
The Imperfections and the Quirks:
- Cuisine Catastrophe: I am a terrible cook and can't live without a lot of junk food. Be prepared for some questionable food choices. And, potentially, a stomachache or two.
- Lost in Translation: My Indonesian vocabulary currently consists of "hello," "thank you," and "where's the bathroom?" Expect some awkward moments. And a lot of pointing.
- The Photo Frenzy: I will take approximately 1,000 photos. Ninety percent of them will be blurry. I'm okay with this.
- Emotional Rollercoaster: Highs, lows, and a whole lot of in-between. This will be a journey of self-discovery (or, at the very least, a journey of discovering the best nasi goreng in Tangerang).
- The Unexpected Delights: The best travel experiences are always the unplanned ones. So, while this is sort of a plan, I'm fully prepared to throw it out the window and embrace the chaos.
So there you have it. My messy, honest, and utterly human "itinerary". Wish me luck! And if you see a slightly frazzled-looking person wandering around Tangerang with a camera, a questionable grasp of the language, and a
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Escape to Tuscany in Tangerang: Your (Potentially Messy) Guide to Luxurious Travelio Residence!
Hold onto your hats, folks! We're about to dive headfirst into the rabbit hole that is "Tuscany" in Tangerang. And trust me, it's more than just a picture on your Instagram feed. Buckle up for real talk, because this is NOT a sponsored ad (though Travelio, if you're reading this... *wink wink*)!
Okay, So... What *IS* This "Tuscany" in Tangerang Business, Anyway? Is It Actually Tuscan?
Alright, let's rip the Band-Aid off. Is it the real deal? Nope. Not even close. Forget rolling hills, vineyards stretching as far as the eye can see, and charming little villages overflowing with Nonnas. This is *Tuscany-inspired.* Think... a very stylish, modern apartment complex with a vaguely Mediterranean vibe. Kind of like that amazing Italian restaurant you went to once that was actually owned by a guy from Surabaya. You know? But hey, it's a super nice apartment complex! The architecture has a certain... flair! There are wrought-iron balconies (that are totally Instagrammable, btw) and the landscaping is actually pretty decent. But the closest thing to a Tuscan grape I saw was probably in the little decorative vase on the coffee table. (Yes, I spent way too much time staring at the coffee table).
Is It Actually Luxurious? Like, REALLY Luxurious?
Whoa there, Nelly! "Luxurious" is a subjective beast. Let's break it down. The Travelio apartment I rented? Clean, modern, and spacious. The bed? Heavenly. I could have easily spent a week just horizontal in that thing. Seriously, I woke up feeling like a freshly-baked croissant every morning. There's a pool (decently sized, not Olympic though), a gym (that I, admittedly, did not use – hey, I was on vacation!), and a... well, I think there was a kids' play area. Look, I wasn’t exactly scrutinizing the children’s entertainment options. Okay, maybe I was a little skeptical about the whole "luxury" angle at first. After all, I’m used to slightly more… *rustic* accommodations. But the sheer *cleanliness* of the place blew me away. My own apartment? Let's just say, I'd probably need hazmat gear to inspect my own bathroom. This place? Spotless. *That* is luxury in my book.
The Location, Location, Location! Is it Convenient? Or a Nightmare to Get To?
Okay, here’s the deal about Tangerang. It’s… not exactly known for its vibrant nightlife. Or its easy accessibility. Unless you’re already *in* Tangerang. Then, yes, it’s probably convenient. For me? Took a while to get there from Jakarta. Traffic was… a *thing*. But once I arrived? It was surprisingly… peaceful. Which, honestly, after the Jakarta hustle, was a major selling point. There's a mall nearby (yes, a *mall*), which is handy for grocery shopping (because, hello, breakfast in bed? Croissants!), and a bunch of local food stalls. Don't expect a bustling city center right outside your door. Think more… suburban tranquility. (Which, again, depending on your mood, can be *totally* luxury). I walked to a local warung one evening for some Mie Goreng. Surprisingly good. My only regret? That I didn’t bring my own Tupperware for leftovers. (Pro tip: ALWAYS bring your own Tupperware).
What’s the Deal with the Amenities? Really spill the tea!
Okay, let’s get down to brass tacks. The *pool*? Pretty standard issue pool. But clean! And you know what? That’s all that matters. I spent a good chunk of one afternoon reading a book (a trashy romance novel, don't judge) by the pool. Pure bliss. The *gym*? Uh… yeah, it’s there. Looked clean, had the usual machines. I *intended* to use it. Truly, I did. But… that bed. You understand, right? Also, there's *Wi-Fi*! Don't underestimate the importance of good Wi-Fi! Because, after a long day of horizontal relaxation and pool-side reading, you're going to want to Netflix and chill. And, thank goodness, it worked perfectly. Oh, and the AC! Glorious, ice-cold AC. My own apartment in Jakarta? Could barely keep up with the heat. This place? Ahhhhh... pure, cool, bliss. This is the real definition of luxury to me! I’m remembering now, there's also a little convenience store that was open. That saved my bacon when I ran out of peanuts for my midnight snack. (Shhh, don’t tell anyone my guilty pleasure).
The Highlight Reel (and the Lowlights!) Tell Me Everything!
Okay, let's get *real*. The Highlight? Definitely the bed. Seriously. I'd give it a 10/10. Also, the sheer *cleanliness*. Seriously, I could eat off the floor (though, I didn't, because...). The peace and quiet was amazing! The lowlight? The fact that it wasn't *actually* Tuscany. And the traffic to get to Tangerang from Jakarta. *Brutal*. Another thing: I kept expecting to see a little Vespa scooting around the grounds, driven by a handsome Italian… but no such luck. (A girl can dream, okay?) Actually, I take that back. I have one more lowlight. I spent *way* too much time just lounging around the apartment. Didn't explore enough of Tangerang! Should have been braver! Oh wells, there is next time. But maybe next time, I'll bring more snacks. And my Tupperware.
Who is this place *ACTUALLY* for? Who should avoid it like the plague?
Okay, listen up. This place is perfect for: People who want a clean, comfortable, and relaxing escape from the chaos of the city. Folks who appreciate a good bed and strong Wi-Fi. Anyone who needs a bit of peace and quiet. People who are okay with not *actually* being in Tuscany. This place is *probably* not for: Party animals looking for a wild night on the town. Foodies wanting authentic Tuscan cuisine (although, you might find *some* good food nearby, if you're adventurous). People who absolutely *need* to be in the heart of the action. Hard-core sightseers.
Final Verdict: Would You Go Back?
Honestly? Yeah. Absolutely. Even if it's *just* for that bed. And the AC. And the peace and quiet. Sure, it’s not a carbon copy of a Tuscan paradise, but, for what it is… it delivers. It's a solid, comfortable, and surprisingly relaxing escape. Would I go back? Yep. Next time? I'm bringing snacksFind Secret Hotel Deals
