Escape to Paradise: Unforgettable Monarch Holidays in Nashik!
Escape to Paradise: Nashik's Unforgettable Monarch Holiday – Or Did I Just Need a Really Good Nap? (A Review That's Maybe a Little Too Honest)
Okay, so I escaped to the Monarch Holidays thingy in Nashik. "Unforgettable," right? Well, let's just say my memory is a bit like that half-eaten samosa I snuck from the breakfast buffet – a little crumbled, a little greasy, and definitely a story to tell.
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First Impressions: The Arrival and the "Oh, That's Cute!"
Getting there was… an experience. The airport transfer? Pretty smooth, thankfully. Car park [on-site] was blessedly easy to find; after the city traffic, that's half the battle won. The hotel itself? Well, the lobby felt…airy, I guess. And the doorman was genuinely friendly, which is a huge plus. I'm a sucker for a good doorman. Plus, there's a doorman!
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag… and My Hamstring
So, Accessibility. I wasn't intentionally looking for it, but I noticed things. Elevator? Check. Facilities for disabled guests? Seemed legit, though I didn't personally test them. Wheelchair accessible? I think so? I didn’t see any red flags, but I didn’t have a wheelchair to really test it. My biggest accessibility issue? My own clumsy feet nearly tripped over the decorative rocks by the pool (more on that later). I think I need a walking stick and maybe some knee pads.
Rooms: My Own Little Fortress of Solitude (and Bad Wi-Fi)
The room? Pretty standard. The air conditioning worked like a charm (thank God! It was HOT). Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!… eventually. It was a spotty connection at times, like talking to a friend on a bad phone line; choppy and frustrating. But hey, there was Internet access – wireless! And, let's be honest, I needed that laptop workspace, even though I mostly used it to stream bad reality TV. The blackout curtains were a godsend; I slept like the dead. The bathtub was decent, and the slippers were… well, they were slippers. I never managed to get a water bottle, and the mini bar was empty!
Dining: Samosas, Soups, and Slightly Overcooked Expectations
Okay, the food situation: a mixed bag. Breakfast [buffet]: the aforementioned samosa theft. The Asian breakfast was a pleasant surprise, but the Western breakfast was… bland. The coffee (or tea) in restaurant was lukewarm, which, honestly, is my biggest pet peeve! The restaurants themselves offered a decent variety, with International cuisine in restaurant and Asian cuisine in restaurant options. Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver after a particularly grueling day of… well, not doing much. I’m still craving that soup.
A Moment in the Pool That Defined My Trip
Okay, let's talk about the Swimming pool [outdoor] and the Pool with view. It was beautiful, I'll give it that. But here's the thing: I went in with the express intention of relaxing. Like, full-on, Zen master, "leave the world behind" relaxation. I was floating on my back, the sun baking my face, thinking, "This is it! Paradise!" Then, as I stretched (yes, even in the pool), I pulled a muscle in my hamstring.
I SCREAMED. (Silently, because I didn't want to disturb anyone)
Suddenly, the pristine water felt like a giant, painful, cold compress. My whole "escape" turned into a quest to get out of the pool without looking like a total klutz. I hobbled my way back to my lounger, grimacing with every step. The "relaxation" part? Gone. Replaced with a throbbing leg and the burning shame of a pulled hamstring.
[Emotional Reaction: Angry, frustrated, and a little sad because it could've been good.]
Ways to Relax (If You Can Actually Relax):
The Spa! Spa with a Sauna! I did not go to the spa. After my pool incident, I mostly avoided anything that involved moving my legs. But there's a Spa/sauna, a Steamroom, and the promise of a Body scrub and Body wrap. Maybe next time. I saw a sign for a Foot bath; shoulda done that before the pool thing.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Relatively Safe (Except from Myself)
They seemed to have taken COVID seriously. Hand sanitizer everywhere, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Staff trained in safety protocol. The food seemed pretty safe. There's First aid kit around (which, in my situation, I should’ve used), and the staff seemed diligent. Rooms sanitized between stays.
Things to Do (Besides Injure Yourself):
There's a Fitness center, a Gym/fitness setup, and a Poolside bar. I hobbled past the fitness center once; it looked intimidating. I saw a few people using it. No one seemed to be pulling a hamstring, though. The Bar was fine, but the Happy hour was a bit… uninspired. I think the Terrace would be nice for a drink, but I never really took the time. For the Kids:
I saw some kids running around. There are Kids facilities, and a Babysitting service, which seemed great for anyone who was not me. Additional Ramblings (Because I Like to Ramble):
There were some little imperfections, I'm not going to lie. The internet was spotty, the service was a little slow at the restaurant, and one of my towels had this weird stain on it. But honestly? The biggest problem was me, and my catastrophic pool experience.
Check-in/out: Smooth and friendly! Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was present, and the front desk [24-hour] was always helpful.
The Verdict:
Would I go back? Maybe. The people were lovely, and some of the amenities were tempting. But next time, I’m bringing a support group (or maybe just a whole lot of Bengay). And for the love of all that is holy, STAY AWAY FROM THE POOL ROCKS! Overall Rating: 3.5 Stars (with a hamstring injury adjustment)
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're heading to Monarch Holidays Nashik! Or at least, that's the plan. My plans? Usually, they're more like suggestions, tossed in the air with a hopeful "Maybe!" Let's see if this time, I can actually stick to something.
Monarch Holidays Nashik: A Mostly-Planned Odyssey (With a Side of Chaos)
Day 1: Arrival and the Big "Maybe" (and a Seriously Bad Chai)
- Morning (Technically): Oh, the joy of waking up before you're ready! Flight to Nashik, if I manage to wrestle out of the house on time (huge caveat: my inner sloth is currently negotiating an extension of the sleep timer). My taxi driver will probably be running late so I'll have to adjust to that.
- Afternoon: Arrive in Nashik (hopefully not smelling like a crumpled newspaper). I'll check into the Monarch Holidays resort. Actually, finding the resort after the flight – that's the real challenge. Then, the ritual of unpacking and trying to figure out where the remote control is, and then I'll be starving. I'll want to get lunch, I'll let you know if the food is any good later.
- Late Afternoon: "Explore" Monarch Holidays. Pool? Sounds lovely. Gym? Maybe. The "spa"? That sounds interesting, but my experiences in spas usually end with me looking like a half-melted wax figure. I'll aim to take in some fresh air and be more active. I'll also want to take a look at the sunset.
- Evening: Dinner at the resort restaurant. Praying the food isn't bland. Praying I don't embarrass myself (again) by accidentally ordering something I can't pronounce. And please, let the chai be decent. My first ever chai in India was an utter disaster, a lukewarm, sugar-laden swamp of despair. I’m scarred. Then settle down, enjoy some peace and quiet, and hopefully get a good night's sleep.
Day 2: Sula Vineyards – Wine, Walks, and Wonderful Regrets (Maybe!)
- Morning: The real adventure begins! A guided tour (fingers crossed, a decent one, not the kind that drones on about grape varietals for an hour). I'm really excited to learn the process of making wine and hopefully get a nice bottle of wine.
- Afternoon: Lunch at the Sula restaurant. And a wine tasting. Oh, the wine tasting! I'll try to pace myself. It's a slippery slope between "sophisticated taster" and "clumsy giggler." I'll try to keep it light.
- Late Afternoon: Stroll through the vineyards. Pictures, people, pictures! Try not to trip over anything. Soak up the atmosphere and pray that I don’t make a complete fool of myself in front of the other tourists.
- Evening: Dinner back at the resort. Perhaps a rehash of the wine tasting experience.
Day 3: Temples, Traditions, and the Quest For A Decent Curry
- Morning: Visit the Trimbakeshwar Temple. I'm a little nervous about this -- I'm not sure I'm the type of person who can walk into a sacred place and just get it. But, I’m going to try to stay respectful and open-minded.
- Afternoon: Explore the local market. This is where things get messy. I'm going to aim to get some snacks and some local products. I'm going to aim to haggle.
- Late Afternoon: I'll try to get some authentic Indian cuisine. I'm going to ask people where to get the best curry, and hope they can help me.
- Evening: Another dinner, more hope for tasty food.
Day 4: The Drive and the Dubious Day Trip (Or Avoiding a Tourist Trap)
- Morning: I'm not sure what destination I'll be visiting on this day. I'll have to get details from the Monarch Holidays booking.
- Afternoon: Travel to destination. I'll pack a lunch and some water.
- Late Afternoon: I'll get some time to relax and soak it all in.
- Evening: More food, and hopefully some relaxing. I'll try to get some sleep.
Day 5: The Homeward Bound – And The inevitable Post-Trip Blues.
- Morning: A leisurely breakfast. One last wander around the resort (maybe actually hit the gym this time? Doubtful). Time to pay the bills and check out.
- Afternoon: The long journey back to real life. Remembering moments of the trip. The regrets of the trip.
- Evening: I'm sure I'll be exhausted.
Final Thoughts (Or Ramblings):
This itinerary is, as you can see, more "suggestion" than "strict rule." I'm hoping for a mix of relaxation, adventure, and cultural immersion. I'm also preparing for the inevitable delays, misunderstandings, and questionable food choices. And if all else fails? Well, at least I'll have some stories to tell (and maybe a slightly embarrassing amount of wine stains on my clothes). Wish me luck! I'll need it.
And, oh yes… I'll try to get a decent curry. That alone might be worth the trip. Wish me luck.
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