Unwind in Paradise: Pylaia Boutique Hotel & Spa, Astypalaia
Unwind in Paradise, Or Did I? A Brutally Honest (and Hopefully Helpful) Review of Pylaia Boutique Hotel & Spa, Astypalaia
Okay, so Astypalaia. Picture this: whitewashed buildings clinging to a hillside, the Aegean Sea shimmering like a giant, inviting sapphire, and a vibe that screams "escape." Pylaia Boutique Hotel & Spa – that's where I landed, hoping for precisely that escape. Did I get it? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this review is going to be less "polished brochure" and more "honest-to-goodness experience."
First, the Essentials: Accessibility, Cleanliness (The Things That Matter)
Let's rip the band-aid off: Accessibility. Frankly, it felt a bit tricky. The hotel claims to have "Facilities for disabled guests," but that doesn't necessarily translate to easy navigation. Astypalaia itself isn't exactly known for its flat surfaces, and while they had an Elevator, getting around the grounds was… well, let's just say I got my steps in. Worth checking specifically about room access before you book if you have mobility concerns. They've got a wheelchair available but did not list the availability in the rooms.
Now, for the feel-good stuff: Cleanliness and safety. This is where Pylaia really shines, especially in the post-pandemic world. Seriously, I felt safe there. They were rocking it with the Anti-viral cleaning products, the Daily disinfection in common areas, and the Rooms sanitized between stays. I actually felt MORE comfortable in the Pylaia than I do in my own apartment (which, let's be honest, I probably should clean more often). The Hand sanitizer was plentiful, and the staff… bless their hearts! – they were all trained to look like they knew what they were doing (most did, I'm sure). They even had that oh-so-reassuring Doctor/nurse on call, which is always a plus, right? (Never needed them, but you know, peace of mind.) Hygiene certification! Big tick.
My Room: A Love-Hate Relationship with a View
Alright, so, the room itself. Gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous! That view? Forget about it. You could stare at that ocean forever. And I pretty much did. They had those amazing Blackout curtains (essential for sleep, which is exactly what I needed). The Air conditioning worked like a charm – thankfully, because that Aegean sun is NO JOKE. They even had a mini-bar! Yes! I loaded up on water and local delights when I could.
BUT (and there's always a but, isn't there?), the room also had its quirks. The carpet felt a bit… dusty. I'm not sure where they get all the dust. The internet didn't work properly in my room, thank god they had Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! The bathroom was beautiful, but it was a little, well… it needs a proper cleaning. The shower pressure? Meh. And I’d have loved better towels and bathroom amenities.
Food Glorious Messy Food (with a side of “Where’s the salt?”)
Let's talk about the grub. Dining, drinking, and snacking. This is where my experience veered from "unwind" to "slightly confused… and hangry."
The breakfast buffet (Breakfast [buffet] and Buffet in restaurant) was a mixed bag. The Asian breakfast and Asian cuisine in restaurant was new and it was alright, but the Western breakfast was the same as the first, and they could have had variety. I had to ask for some. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was decent, but the coffee wasn't as good as I liked. The Breakfast service was pretty quick.
The Poolside bar and Snack bar saved the day though. They had some killer cocktails (especially during Happy hour) and the Pool with view was worth every penny. The food was… okay. Nothing to write home about, but perfectly serviceable after a long day of sunbathing. I have not tried all the restaurants.
Spa-ing and Relaxing (Or Trying To)
Okay, this is where Pylaia really tried to deliver on the "Unwind" promise. Spa/sauna. I'm all about relaxation, so naturally, I went hard.
The Sauna? Gorgeous. Hot enough to melt away all my worries. The Steamroom? Divine. I think I spent a good hour in there, just letting the steam work its magic. I also enjoyed a Massage. The Body scrub was nice.
The Swimming pool [outdoor]? Stunning. And, praise the Gods, there was plenty of space. I could actually swim laps without bumping into anyone. I really enjoyed the Foot bath.
Things to Do (Beyond Lounging and Eating)
Astypalaia is all about soaking up the sun and enjoying the island life. Pylaia had some options to enjoy:
- Fitness center.
- Gym/fitness.
The Quirks, the Hiccups, The Things They Don't Tell You
Okay, time for some real talk. Here are some things that weren't exactly in the brochure:
- The Service Slips Up: Sometimes, the staff seemed a little overwhelmed. Orders got mixed up, and things weren't always as prompt as I would have liked.
- The Price Tag: This place isn't cheap. Be prepared to pay a premium for the location and the "boutique" experience. Is it worth it? That's the question, isn't it?
- The View is Worth the Price: The views from the hotel are truly amazing.
- The Noise: The hotel is quiet.
- Kids Facilities: I didn't bring any kids, so I did not test it.
The Verdict: Would I Return?
It's complicated. On the one hand, the location is stunning, the views are breathtaking, and the spa is a solid sanctuary. On the other hand, the prices do not always translate to great service.
Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Stars. Good, but not perfect. Worth the effort, but pack your patience (and maybe some earplugs).
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your meticulously-planned, colour-coded travel itinerary. This is… me at a gorgeous place, trying to have a holiday. Welcome to Astypalaia, baby! And Pylaia Boutique Hotel & Spa, specifically. God, I need this.
ASTYPALIA: OPERATION CHILL (TRYING TO NOT OVERTHINK EVERYTHING)
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Sunscreen Panic
Morning (Flight & the existential dread of travel): Okay, so the flight was… well, it was a flight. Cramped, airplane food (which, let's be honest, is a crime against humanity), and the relentless thump-thump-thump of the engine that eventually makes you want to scream. I swear, every time I fly, I mentally draft my will.
Afternoon (Pylaia Reveal & OMG the Views!): Landed! Taxi ride was a scenic whiz through these crazy winding roads - clinging on for dear life but loving every minute. And then… Pylaia. Seriously, photos don't do it justice. Perched on a cliff, whitewashed buildings gleaming in the sun. My room? Sea view, naturally. I immediately flung open the balcony doors and felt the Mediterranean breeze caress my face. "This is the life," I thought, probably out loud. Maybe I even did a little happy dance. Don't judge me.
Afternoon/Evening (Sunscreen Apocalypse & Dinner Dilemmas): This is where it all went slightly sideways. The Great Sunscreen Panic of 2024. Turns out… I'd forgotten to pack any! Disaster! Cue frantic scrabbling through my luggage, then an embarrassing mission through the hotel shop (where everything costs roughly the price of a small island). Finally procured some and slathered myself in it, feeling like a pale, pasty, sunscreen-covered alien. Dinner at the hotel. Food was… OK. Felt like I should have walked the street, but was too tired to move.
Evening (Sunset Therapy & the Early-to-Bed Curse): Sunset. Oh. My. God. The colours… the way the sun dipped below the horizon… It was pure, unadulterated, soul-soothing beauty. Spent an hour just staring, feeling the tension melt away. Then, utterly exhausted from the travel and the sunscreen drama, I collapsed into bed around 9 pm. Seriously, I might as well have been a grandparent. At least I woke up fresh.
Day 2: Beach Day & That Damn Lobster
- Morning (The Beach Beckons & the Great Coffee Quest): Coffee! Crucial. Pylaia does a decent espresso. Then, down to Livadi Beach. Turquoise water, soft sand… absolutely postcard-perfect. I spent the morning swimming, basking in the sun (carefully!), and generally feeling like a blissful, beached seal.
- Afternoon (Lobster Lunch & Regret… Maybe a little?): Lunch, Ah. I'd heard Astypalaia was known for its seafood, so I ordered the lobster. Should have trusted my gut. Lovely view of the sea but I quickly got some food envy. The lobster was… enormous. And a bit… dry. I was defeated. Expensive defeat. But, you know, the experience… shrugs. Oh well, it was a good photo opportunity anyway.
- Afternoon/Evening (Exploring Chora & Getting Slightly Lost): Chora, the island's capital. Wow! Winding alleyways, whitewashed houses with blue doors and window frames. The climb up to the Venetian fortress was… strenuous, let's be honest. But the views from the top were incredible! I spent a couple of hours wandering around, soaking things in, and getting hopelessly turned around, of course. Part of the fun, right? I had dinner at a delicious taverna with some local wine. More perfect sunset views.
- Evening (Contemplation and The Book That Shouldn't Have Been Opened): Back at the hotel, I tried to read. My brain was mush, so I opened a book, but it was incredibly boring. The quiet of the evening, the light on my face… pure bliss.
Day 3: Spa Day & The Art of Doing Nothing
- Morning (Spa Time! – The Bliss Begins): Full body massage at the Pylaia Spa! Hands gently manipulating muscles, that delicious scent of essential oils… I practically melted into the massage table. Honestly, I think I forgot my name for about an hour. Best. Decision. Ever.
- Afternoon (Poolside Indolence & Deep Thoughts… or Lack Thereof): Poolside. Sun lounger. Book. This is what holidays are supposed to be about! I actually managed to read for a couple of hours, then spent the rest of the afternoon staring at the sea, letting my brain turn to mush. No complex plans. No schedules. Just… nothing. And it was glorious.
- Afternoon/Evening (Dinner and, let's be honest: more sunsets): Dinner at a taverna. I discovered some new food, and enjoyed it. Walking the street a bit felt good after a day resting. The sunset was beautiful. I feel relaxed and happy.
Day 4: Leaving and Looking back
- Morning (Packing, reluctantly): The dreaded process. Trying to cram everything back into my luggage, feeling a pang of sadness to be leaving. Last look at the view… last breath of the sea air.
- Afternoon (Departure & the bittersweet feeling): The journey back was smoother, thankfully. My mind replaying all of the events of the holiday. The good, the bad, the sunscreen, the lobster. I learned to enjoy the holiday, and that's the greatest thing.
- Evening (Planning next trip): As I write this, already planning the next trip.
- Concluding Thoughts: So, Astypalaia. Pylaia Hotel. Absolutely stunning. Did I have a perfect trip? Gods, no! But did I have a fantastic, memorable, and much-needed break? Absolutely. And isn't that what it's all about? Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to start planning my next adventure. Maybe the next one will involve a little less lobster and a lot more sunscreen… but that's a maybe.
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